Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
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Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got an F. FML
Today, I had an important oral report to deliver with a partner. Not only did he come in late and high, he pronounced Virginia as "Vagina" the whole way through. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML
Today, at school, I have to do a 45 minute presentation with a girl who has panic attacks so bad that she cries, runs out of the room, and sometimes passes out. This presentation terrifies her and it's a major part of my final grade. FML
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation. No one else in my group showed up, so I had to do it alone. I was given a failing grade for presenting by myself, and therefore not being a "team player". FML
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puppie406 23
Well, they don't call it a joint presentation for nothing, I guess.
lightningclicks 24
I will never understand how some people could just throw their partners grade under the bus like that
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Comments (60)
sunflower_seal 17
Speak to the professor, if you did your part right hopefully they will understand and help you out . If not it's not too late to drop the class hopefully !
ProfessorMctitie 20
You should have told her that drugs were bad, mkay.
legendof90 14
I'd fail her and give u a 100
Benpie 22
Which is why you aren't a teacher
SoBeSatan 22
I feel like this quote is something your partner would say once you confronted her, "don't do school, stay in drugs"
everythingelena 28
speak to the professor maybe they'd understand good luck OP!
OverBlossomed 22
FML only keeps confirming what I've known since elementary school. If you want to get anything done - and done well - you've got to do it yourself. Never trust group partners.
Nomaddict 14
I'm sorry OP. maybe you can talk to your professor?
Schmavid64 13
You should definitely talk to your lecturer about that OP. You shouldn't be punished because you were partnered up with someone who does drugs.
Cristian151 12
Is this hs or college
soullyfe 33
Best to read the first line of the FML again.
HeatherCorinne 14
I hope you told her to shut up and presented the work without her help.