Today, the man sitting next to me on the train looked like he was about to be sick. I quickly handed him the nearest bag I could find, a bag full of my lunch for that day. Safe to say he held nothing back. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, I was on a train when I felt the unsettling urge to vomit. I ran to the toilet, but there was someone in there, with another waiting in the corridor. Out of time, and luck, I projectile-vomited into a bin built into the wall. The man waiting for the toilet looked truly traumatised. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML
Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, I threw up on the subway. Luckily, because I hadn’t eaten all week, it was just the seven pints of beer I'd had previously chugged. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
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sa5v 21
Even though he puked on your lunch, it was a nice thing to do op!
makkarari 18
Better to have no lunch than to be covered in vomit!
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Comments (38)
tiredofwaiting 25
I'd rather have no lunch than be covered in vomit.
TokioCore 17
Feeling sick in public is a terrible experience. What you did was very kind! You're the real MVP.
countryb_cth 38
Worse is getting sick in public. I know from having the flu on a plane. Worst experience ever.
pdp_fml 21
You should have emptied your bag first!
Mochi_Hunter 7
You could say you also lost your lunch. *flies away*
bassfisher100 23
at least you helped him out
ryguy253 4
That sucks he put his lunch in the same bag as yours
kainpwnsu 19
Way to take one for the team!