Today, my mom screamed in my face that if she could go back in time, she’d rather have put up with the 3-minute pain of being fucked in the ass like her boyfriend wanted, because then she wouldn’t have had 13 years of pain raising me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Today, I overheard my mother saying that it is “physically painful” for her not to be mean to me. FML
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
Today, I had a massive, pounding headache. I asked my mom for some painkillers and she said, "No. You don’t deserve pain relief. Ever. For anything." What? FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
Today, I noticed my daughter’s sullen mood and asked if there was anything I could do to help. With tears in her eyes, she snapped, “Yeah, you can go back in time and keep that appointment you’d made at planned parenthood!” I never had such an appointment and her older brother is a mean asshole. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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alex_jaguara 33
Remind her you'll leave her at a nursing home and never visit her again. What kind of mother would shit on her kid like this?
rotflqtms_ 21
What kind of graphic language is this mother using to her 13 year old child???
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Comments (17)
Mathalamus 25
That’s a little graphic.....especially to a 12 or 13 year old....
millsjoshua949 12
My. She sounds like a charmer.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And the Mother of the Year Award goes to...
aryania 7
narcissistic bee with an itch. infinity percent uncool.
Kent Griffin 3
shitty mother I'm sorry
TyJi 5
That is some TOTAL BULLSHIT!! What your mom said was verbal abuse and bullying, and your mom obviously has some serious issues/problems. You definitely are not to blame for her situation. It is never okay to talk to someone as your mom did to you, and you do not deserve to be treated that way, ever, by anyone!! I've been there myself, so I know it's not easy, but try not to take what your mom says personally. It is her pain, her anger, her sadness, and it has nothing to do with you. Constantly remind yourself that you are an Awesome Child of the Universe, and pay no attention to your mom's attacks and insults. Now Go Be Amazing You!! 🤩
Schadenfreude 4
So... it's kinda weird that you know how long your dad lasts...