Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, our company's owner's son took over. The first thing he did? Fire me. Why? He said my sales are down. I work in Public Relations. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, I was supposed to train a new hire, grateful to finally have someone else here with me on my shift. He didn't show up. I found out later that his mother didn't want him working here because she thinks he's too smart for this job. I found him working at the McDonald's a few blocks away. We pay more than they do. FML
Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML
Today, my mom cussed at me because I denied my struggling cousin a job at my company, and now it's my fault he and his family will suffer and starve. He was fired from his former job as a payroll officer, and is now blacklisted. Over 30 people got zero on payday, as he later went Living La Vida Loca with his "bonus". FML
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angela3825 1
You were going to support your family off of your son's job?
DocBastard 40
It's terrible having to ask a child to get a job to support his parents. It's worse still asking him to do something humiliating like that. Try to have some understanding, and next time have him get a better job. Like a stripper.
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Comments (157)
bikerchick1990 4
Instead of whining about your kid losing his job, why don't you get another job yourself lazy! Your the parent here...
kebell68 2
Kinda bitchy to make him support you.
nickolascronk 3
Well see why are you an adult, relying on your son to support you anyway. Pretty sure it supposed to be the other way around.
NoReservations 9
Tell him it's not dancing, it's cheerleading.
MrGoat 2
Lol id love to have a job like that :) i would enjoy going to work
thatoneguy79 10
What if OP was involved in a huge accident and is currently laying in a hospital bed with casts from ear to heel, unable to move? And her job was a driving instructor for a over-the-road transportation company? Currently all she can move is three digits on her right hand. Still think she is a failure of a parent?
Slicer316 2
If they were physically impared I'm sure they would have mentioned it. Come on, this is fmlife forums. If you have a legitimate reason you mention it or risk getting ripped apart.
b1tchelle 1
Personally, I feel that it puts a lot of strain on kids to expect them to "support" the family. It's wrong. You get 2 jobs if you have to, and it's time that parents started being parents again.
marisadc79 0
It isn't your kids responsibility to support your family that's why you're the parent. I will say since you don't have a job though he should have stuck with it no matter what during a crisis. I hope you're looking for work.
Kev1878Mc 4
You deserved it for losing your job & having to rely on your son's new income. It's great when kids help etc but that's your duty, not his
Slicer316 2
He's a kid, you're an adult.... pick up the responsibility instead of being a friggen lazy idiot. Get off your butt and go get a job. Be a responsible adult, I promise it's good for you.... dear lord, what is this country coming to?