Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, our company's owner's son took over. The first thing he did? Fire me. Why? He said my sales are down. I work in Public Relations. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, I was supposed to train a new hire, grateful to finally have someone else here with me on my shift. He didn't show up. I found out later that his mother didn't want him working here because she thinks he's too smart for this job. I found him working at the McDonald's a few blocks away. We pay more than they do. FML
Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML
Today, my mom cussed at me because I denied my struggling cousin a job at my company, and now it's my fault he and his family will suffer and starve. He was fired from his former job as a payroll officer, and is now blacklisted. Over 30 people got zero on payday, as he later went Living La Vida Loca with his "bonus". FML
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angela3825 1
You were going to support your family off of your son's job?
DocBastard 40
It's terrible having to ask a child to get a job to support his parents. It's worse still asking him to do something humiliating like that. Try to have some understanding, and next time have him get a better job. Like a stripper.
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Comments (157)
gallifreygirl49 0
It's weird enough you plan on supporting your family with your son's job... But the fact that he was a fast food mascot is much worse.
Maydayparade9456 10
You're a mother YOU get a job.. Lazy much?
missamree 4
All of you people calling OP lazy and saying she's wrong for asking her son to support them, you can't judge the situation without completely knowing what's going on. Her son could be a 30 year old man who she was supporting up until the point of losing her job. Besides, if my mom lost her job, I'd be more than happy to help support her, because that's what family does, is help one another. Assholes.
the_real_aquaman 5
hiw old is he?
notsofriendly 17
Getting angry at your chilld for not wanting to humiliate himself to pay for your unemployed ass. Right.
trey600rr 22
sounds like your a horrible mother and your lazy, no good, ass deserves to be homeless. you must be a democrat
GAeroNKissR 26
YDI for expecting your child to support you simply because you lost your own job. get your shit together
fantasyworld 39
A minimum wage job is not going to be able to support you two.
privatetigereye 7
Or be a parent and get yourself a new job? He doesn't have to support just because you're too lazy
Ovenmitwearer 6
You and your son are clearly worthless. It's your fault for being an awful mother and person. You should genuinely feel terrible about how your son turned out. You've made being worthless contagious.