Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
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Outsider_77 0
were you bugging out?
braasilianx0 4
lol stereotypical much? 4.8 gpa, going to medical school. try again.
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blackcatgirl46 21
When I first saw the sentence putting lemon juice on hair and sitting outside. I already knew the out come of this. Are u stupid? Bugs love sweet things. Including bees.
DWeth 0
You live in New Mexico? Maybe I know you. Stupid people all up in this state.
newburton13 26
Maybe now you'll realize that beauty isn't everything.
AwesomeSkySky 1
Use a lice pick to get them out
CAgemini 1
Are you f*ing retarded 294? What lemon is sweet? Moron. And OP...try a shower and a comb to get the bugs out, and stop whining, YDI for thinking this is an FML
gators1995 30
Are you a redneck?
Tomato_Cheese 22
Wash ur hair?