Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
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Top comments
Outsider_77 0
were you bugging out?
braasilianx0 4
lol stereotypical much? 4.8 gpa, going to medical school. try again.
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Comments (297)
marrriah 6
well did you gets some highlights? ;)
whosechairisthat 0
this one guy had this bug that like crawled behind his eye and laid eggs.... in his eye socket... grossest thing ive ever heard
ReynshineCutting 10
And probably fake...
MalaInsane_11 0
bugs don't like lemon, they like sugar. everyone knows that.
Jasper8713 2
Lemons have fruit sugar... Just because they're sour, doesn't mean they're sugarless.
geeksaresexy 18
I think people are confusing lemon with citronella.. Lemon will repel spiders though.
zeta24 0
first
SirKnightFall 0
you must be a natural blonde to not think that through
kaitlyn3xo 0
use hydrogen peroxide instead
Tweety122888 0
you should've used hydrogen peroxide
fatalblue06 0
reminds me of urban legend.... lady with baby spiders crawling out of hair...
Xx4urentertainme 2
lemon juice really?
HellOnWheels357 11
aw sick! i ******* hate bugs.. sad part is, you being a girl, probably handled it better than me, a guy would have. call me a pussy, i don't care. i had a bad experience with potato bugs once. and i can't stand bugs ever since. it probably wasn't that traumatizing, but still i feel bad for you.