Work: Gross

Gross

By gotanewmouse - 26/09/2011 10:37 - New Zealand

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML

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Same thing different taste

By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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By Roostermann25 - 31/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon

Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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Memorable presentation

By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say "Hello, my name is-" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 03:00 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML

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Not now, dude!

By sammy - 26/03/2020 04:59 - Australia

Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By nearly a crazy lady - 12/08/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML

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Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

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Llamassss 21

Monday 26 September 2011 15:56

Dip his mouse in the toilet.

Olovio 5

Monday 26 September 2011 15:57

Spray hand sanitizer in his eyes!

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 26 September 2011 16:07

He didn't want you to have an irrational fear of germs, and use that to get sympathy and special treatment at work. After you catch his cold, your fear of germs will be rational and well-founded. Then you can add a heaping helping of paranoia to list of mental illnesses. With OCD and paranoia, delusions of grandeur add a nice kick to the Crazy Stew.

lidemocr 0

Monday 26 September 2011 16:33

My thoughts exactly.

beebeeL 1

Monday 26 September 2011 16:08

That's when you take some of your feces & smear it all over his desk chair & keyboard !!!!!

mjninety 9

Monday 26 September 2011 22:11

And that's when you get fired

violetbcracecar 15

Monday 2 January 2017 7:45

Take it down a notch there, bud.

KhronicSmoke 2

Monday 26 September 2011 16:09

Tell your boss!!!.. Or.. Get back at by sabotaging his lunch

Brooding99 15

Monday 26 September 2011 16:10

Wow OP, fyl. But seriously, as a cynic, this amused the hell out of me. No matter how gross it is, ocd or not, its somehow made hilarious because you're a germaphobe.

mistersheezy 7

Monday 26 September 2011 16:11

That's a sticky situation

Schumy0724 4

Monday 26 September 2011 16:11

Shit on their car

s1d1ouz 2

Monday 26 September 2011 16:14

Sneeze a bubble snot and stick it to HIS mouse then get a video of his reaction XD

BloodyMary666 24

Monday 26 September 2011 16:15

That´s gross, no matter if u have OCD or not! :S

Lenho 26

Monday 26 September 2011 16:16

That's fckn gross. You should take revenge, whether it's by telling your boss or actually getting done one of the previous proposals.

essex 17

Monday 26 September 2011 16:22

Wow. Just...wow. I hope you went to your boss, OP. I'd love to see the coworker's file after an incident like that. "Bob spreads germs like an inconsiderate jerk." Try to not stand too close to him. He's probably also stopped showering and will rub up on you to spread the wealth.