Love, Family and Awkward: Great input, dad

Great input, dad

By shamed - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML

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chels1994 11

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:01

Why would your dad want to know that...?

Sniperkid07 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:11

Or pervert fetish reasons.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 6 November 2011 0:46

OP, just think. He could have said instead "Why don't you give me a call when you want to find out what a real man can give you". Count your blessing.

DJEZON_fml 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 0:49

Your fathers sexuality should be questioned

krad204 21

Sunday 6 November 2011 0:53

Diggy diggy hole?

SorrowFull 8

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:00

Awkward moments, have to love them.

sexxme 9

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:02

hmm maybe he was just trying to break the ice? Interesting way to do so though...

ohmylanta22 5

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:04

I am extremely amused by this comment :)

Epsilonyx 15

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:21

SEE!

underguarded 20

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:26

Your dads only thinking about your vaginas well being...and your taste in men.

carmenm 6

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:23

No it doesn't idiot

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:39

Am I the only one who pictured the father as Peter Griffin?

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