Love, Family and Awkward: Great input, dad - FML

Great input, dad

By shamed - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML

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chels1994 11

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:01

Why would your dad want to know that...?

Sniperkid07 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:11

Or pervert fetish reasons.

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perdix 29

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:04

Couldn't your dad make any small talk about the weather or sports? I'm surprised he did ask anything about his work situation. You'd think your dad would want to know if your bf could provide or whether he would be a leech off of you and your dad. BTW, did you know the answer to the question?

Daralea 21

Sunday 6 November 2011 5:02

I'm concerned that during dinner all your father could think about is your boyfriend's penis.

purebliss7 6

Sunday 6 November 2011 5:15

wow, your dad sure does get straight to the point......it could have been worse he could have asked to see the proof of your boyfriends answer.

jobsman99 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 6:16

I am assuming you answered for him, also telling Dad how big he is too.

PinkFun1969 9

Sunday 6 November 2011 7:37

Oh good you and dad have something in common you both think about penis.

private1111 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 8:38

I dont think ShroomsOnAcid was trying to be funny

zues70 4

Sunday 6 November 2011 19:33

What difference does that make?...

cheeriously 4

Monday 7 November 2011 2:35

Well.. Isn't that awwwwk.

jontel 8

Monday 7 November 2011 3:30

Did he answer back?

zerorez1 7

Monday 7 November 2011 3:41

He should have said, "ask your daughter."

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