Love, Family and Awkward: Great input, dad

69: I didn't know. But what I said was taught in the medical school I used to study in. Well it's not "penis" cancer but they say it's beneficial. Well, I don't care if you like it or not, but it's true.

cdogLuvs2golf 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:07

You could have at least tried to change the conversation

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:11

Or lodge a roll down his throat.

cdogLuvs2golf 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 5:23

Ha I think she would dump him if he did that

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:23

Wow that's an awkward conversation starter....

vitaldisplay 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:27

Is your father gay?

aimferd 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:33

Thats akward...

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:34

90, Did you also know that the leading method of penile cancer prevention is being a female?

TipOfTheHat 10

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:37

Way to go dad! Way to Be mature and ask the tough questions! ---yes I'm being sarcastic here!

LolFMLnot 10

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:43

Your dad is asking from experience ;) But seriously FYL

fthislyfe 22

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:49

111: Did you know you're dumb and not funny at all?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:53

Shush 119, I'm giving out indispensable medical advice here.

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