Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
Today, I got an email from a colleague with a picture in it of shit on the toilet seat. The email said, "Not pointing fingers but I left you out of the last email." I pee a lot and so I use the toilet a lot. I think everyone at work thinks it was me. FML
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
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Top comments
captain_hero89 22
this sounds like a tough case to crack
Setareh23 34
Were you at the work-place in the photo? If so, it could be that someone wanted to let you know you were showing your crack when bending down at work, but was too shy or afraid of consequences to tell you directly. Maybe not the best way to go about it, but definitely less creepy than a stalker. Whatever the case, situation sucks all around. Good luck!
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Comments (40)
warningneedhelp 8
Oh dear
zaidthunder1 27
And I assume you're a male?
Iwannarock1 19
I would guess so in Saudi Arabia. I'd hate to find out what happens to a woman who shows her butt crack there.
Art3miz 3
Truly a FML
mary_13 26
I would be so embarrassed if that happened to me.
vintageart1994 16
I think someone has a crush on you op
dcats 13
Someone can craccck a joke I see.
KyrieLyn 8
at my job those are just called nasty grams. it's a picture that shows something that a person was caught doing on the job that's not okay. at least they didn't publicly post it like they do for us.
Ya_I_said_it 6
They are trying to send you a message to pull up your pants. Probably best it was anonymous
jelrid 30
Queue the Grand Canyon jokes....
vikky538 29
Who took it?