Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
Today, I got an email from a colleague with a picture in it of shit on the toilet seat. The email said, "Not pointing fingers but I left you out of the last email." I pee a lot and so I use the toilet a lot. I think everyone at work thinks it was me. FML
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
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captain_hero89 22
this sounds like a tough case to crack
Setareh23 34
Were you at the work-place in the photo? If so, it could be that someone wanted to let you know you were showing your crack when bending down at work, but was too shy or afraid of consequences to tell you directly. Maybe not the best way to go about it, but definitely less creepy than a stalker. Whatever the case, situation sucks all around. Good luck!
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Comments (40)
aminehs 10
Taking into consideration your location, I would bring up with HR I am sure they would be interested to solve such a puzzle.
orsombre_fml 11
YDI. No one should see your butt crack at the office.
Bearsmomma 30
Or anywhere else for that matter.
manuwish 9
you can go to HR, butt as the depiction shows you being inappropriately clothed, it just might get you written up..my advice is be more careful about mooning your colleagues and buy clothes that actually fit you..and if you don't feel comfortable there OP, try finding a new job
Goblin182 27
Say no to crack.
WardenWolf 26
Seriously, OP, get a proper belt or a shirt that's long enough or tucks in. No one wants to see that. YDI all the way.
slavka012 11
It is more more like an FML for your poor coworkers. Don't be an ass, pull up your pants.
Zeus_strike_me_w 15
Sorry if I tell you this but going around with your butt crack showing isn't nice, it's quite disgusting for other people who happen to look at you. Showing that photo wasn't nice either but maybe you deserved it.
taroschain 11
I really hope that picture was taken at work... Seriously though, what happened to the good old days of leaving passive-aggressive notes in annoying fonts on coworkers' desks? Such a lost art...
shannon2348 14
so wear pants that don't show your butt crack. obviously someone is trying to tell you just that. ydi