Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for a second time. When I was getting dressed afterwards with him sitting next to me, there was a silence. To break it, he grabbed my hand and fistbumped me. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
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jSOPURE 3
You had bad breath? ;)
render 0
Wow lmao, that must feel terrible. (Hey, I remember I checked "Yes" to this FML while moderating!)
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Comments (115)
maiden_girl 5
Maybe he just didn't know how to talk to you after that...
tincan 0
LOL @ #30
walkerw1 0
Should have thrown in some nipple clips and whips! He would have been patting more than your back.
julzziee 0
sorry to say but you must suck in bed. or maybe he noticed he's gay.
scottm 0
Don't take that too seriously, if you gave him oral thats probably why he didn't kiss you.
qwedfgcvb 1
I agree with number #55 on that one.. Or maybe he was like thanks for the lay be seeing you :P
just_my_life 0
yea I'm gonna go with that sucks. like damn, but the patting prolly wasn't done with intentional meaning...maybe
blondie3689 1
wow #36...ur a dumbass...go back to school
Eryx_fml 3
There are some guys that have problems with ending up with cum in their mouth. I never had problem with that but I've heard from friends, some do. So don't worry maybe that's all... Maybe it's not... You should find out haha
Eryx_fml 3
Somestimes a guy doesn't feel comfortable with kissing after they cum on you lol. I don't care when I do it with my girlfriend but I know some friends that would never kiss after a *******. So just don't worry about it. Maybe it's nothing, maybe it is... hahaha go have sex again and find out :)