Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it, a solo came on, and i turned to her and said, "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
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Top comments
nuke0013 7
Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"
jumpshot32 11
You must have a killer voice!
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Comments (212)
xattitudegurlx 13
It was so good she died and went to heaven:)
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Or it was so bad that God didn't want her to experience the performance any longer.
xattitudegurlx 13
Haha thats a good one.
fmlswag 11
hope you were singing "heavens door" :/
GoW_Chick 15
... and not "Highway to hell"
GoW_Chick 15
Sorry 24 I think I may have stolen your comment, slap those silver bracelets on me, I should really pay attention to all the comments before posting a reply. -.-
perdix 31
Haha, no problem. You know what they say, "Great minds think alike . . . so do the demented ones." Note to self: She's into handcuffs ;)
UsernameHere234 13
that's just because you were so great at your solo.
JRokka850 6
If I was you I wouldn't kno how to take it lol bravo I guess
lrgenesis 19
Death-defying solo, OP!
burtonbullet 10
unfortunately, 35, death didn't seem to be defied.
Calyx_fml 22
Murderer!
delilah09 6
Oh that's just wrong ...
delilah09 6
Oh that's just wrong ...
wriptidez 0
it was her time.. no worries
boryenko 2
Either think of it that you sucked so hard that they died or that you are so good that you sent them to heaven.
jerseyboy732 16
it ain't over till the fat lady sings
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Or in this case, dies........
BrimfullOfAsher 20
At future concerts, no matter how bad they go, just think "At least no one died this time."