Today, I started the first day of my job as newspaper distributor, after a year of struggling to find a job. I got stuck in an elevator for two hours very early in the morning. FML
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RichardPencil 32
"Newspaper distributor?" You mean you're a paper boy? Well, get on your bike and complete your route and hope angry customers don't throw eggs at you when their newspapers are late.
GoogieWithers 25
Two paid hours?
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RichardPencil 32
"Newspaper distributor?" You mean you're a paper boy? Well, get on your bike and complete your route and hope angry customers don't throw eggs at you when their newspapers are late.
GoogieWithers 25
Two paid hours?