Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Today, I found out that the pharmacy I've been getting my prescriptions from for over two decades is closing down. Just the one store. In less than a week. The signs proudly proclaim "Store Closing! This Store Only!" FML
Today, I heard back from my store management interview at Target. I was offered an overnight stock clerk position. When I called HR to find out if my application was in the wrong file I was told I lack the leadership qualities necessary for Target. I graduated with honors from a military school. FML
Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML
Today, I was at Walmart and I asked an employee for help. She turned around with tears streaming down her face and said, “I'm kind of in the middle of an emergency right now!” FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
I bet all the customers were like, "What? Walmart? How did I get here.."
dva976 7
At least the announcement came out great!
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Comments (159)
Thodgey098022 0
Was Wal-mart right beside you?
ReNaE96 2
That just made my day:)
Courtney_Sanders 6
Lol imagine how confused you probably made the customers! Like "I'm at Walmart? How the hell did I end up here, I wanted to go to Target!"
Katshoes123 5
Haha I worked At walmart and Dillard's I would alway mess what I say up
sinkmyanchor 0
Oh my god, I'm laughing SO HARD. I almost had that happen to me once. Except I said Macy's. Lol.
Bullheard 0
hahahaha
katiekat87 0
First of all, I work at SuperTarget and found this very funny. Secondly, i worked at a movie theatre for like 8 years so i was used to saying "Thank you and enjoy the show!" Too bad that still carries over after being out of the movie theatre business.
LoveLikeWhitney 2
As funny as that is, you can tell you're new to the job. They'll fire you if they find out you're commenting on work, even just saying you work there. I know someone it happened to. A LOT of places do that. I would delete this as soon as possible were I you.
aqua_star 9
lol, major fail. Accidents happen...
terence78 0
Actually, that's genius!