peeepeee.
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Good job, son!
Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0
A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..
loveyababe 0
had that happen before. sucks
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snavula 0
A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..
GreekYogurt 26
You have to be careful who works for you. Doesn't matter if they're getting paid or not.
musicman_1017 0
Hahaha, I hate that. Same thing happened to me man, NOT fun. But I didn't get a round of applause either :( Got the job though!!!! LOL :D
ohhboyy 0
pats for patrick!
PlusShipping 0
Douche nozzle
jakeistcool 0
1st
look_its_me 0
wow that stinks...at least you got applause though and not wierd stares ^and you were not first^
NoneOfTheAbove 0
Well maybe they were proud of you...no need to fml jk Yeah FYL
chucksax 0
I can't pee into a cup either. I don't use urinals if there's anyone else in the room!
ps15 0
for some reason i found this fml really really funny haha
waj 0
Hooray!