peeepeee.
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Good job, son!
Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0
A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..
loveyababe 0
had that happen before. sucks
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Comments (196)
bmx9590 0
Wow that was the dumbest fml ever
Tori_xoxo 0
Lol.. x]
vag_fml 0
WHY IS THIS A FML????
missdean 0
*claps hands* yay. You peed in a cup ! Congradulations ! (: i'm so proud of you ! When I had to pee in a cup, I cried. Hahaha XD
craigahh 0
I had that for my co-op that I'm on now. They told me to come back the following Monday and bring in the pee, lol.
dark4tiger 0
wow these strangers must have liked watching you ( not in that nasty way)
hillary4prez2016 0
That sucks man.
aback 4
Be proud! Hardly anyone gets an ovation for pissing. And besides--they piss test for volunteer work, now? FYL.
Guyoverhere 0
Clap clap clap congradulations!
Dupa 0
Definitely not an FML. I have a bladder condition that makes it basically impossible to pee anywhere but home. Even at home I have a very poor success ratio. So believe me, just because it took you a little while to piss on a cup certainly doesn't make your life suck.