Love, Weird, Tinder Dating Good girl

Good girl

Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Proud boy

Anonymous - 07/12/2020 08:02

Today, I went on a Tinder date. He seemed pretty normal. Very handsome, and a complete gentleman. Turned out he's a white supremacist. FML

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Don't hate the player…

Anonymous - 24/11/2020 03:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML

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Back to the comfort zone I go

Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

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Hello?

Kait - 19/06/2019 08:07 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML

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She's a keeper

Anonymous - 17/01/2023 04:00

Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML

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newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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Never again

Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML

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Wait, what?

Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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Tinder surprised

NatchezParadox - 09/10/2019 18:00

Today, I watched as my Tinder date arrived at the coffee shop and mistook another woman for me. He never realized she was the wrong girl, and they spent the entire date together before leaving. The only similarity between me and the other woman was our hair. FML

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bloopaloop 27

Tuesday 28 May 2019 6:07

Did you fetch for him too?

mssileas 25

Tuesday 28 May 2019 13:54

Send him the number of your local animal shelter before you block him, most likely that's where he'll find what he's looking for.

bloopaloop 27

Tuesday 28 May 2019 6:07

Did you fetch for him too?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 May 2019 6:53

Did he rub your belly and give you liver snaps? Who’s a good girl? Who’s a good girl?

mssileas 25

Tuesday 28 May 2019 13:54

Send him the number of your local animal shelter before you block him, most likely that's where he'll find what he's looking for.

Laurea Lindroos 8

Tuesday 28 May 2019 14:47

Ew...

John Nemeth 14

Tuesday 28 May 2019 15:09

“Woof” -_-

Gina Crenshaw 4

Tuesday 28 May 2019 20:47

wow!! 😂

mr_dinzaster 16

Wednesday 29 May 2019 6:29

Could have been worse he could have slapped your butt and said good game every time

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 29 May 2019 17:36

You should have shown him that your bark wasn't worse than your bite.

Summaria 10

Thursday 30 May 2019 10:17

Are you dating Ron Swanson?

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Today, my four year-old daughter asked me what the word “necrophilia” means. I have no idea where she even heard that. FML

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Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML

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Today, one of my residents was having super loud sex. I'm an RA in a college freshman dorm, and I had to knock on her door and tell her to quiet down. I hate to be a cock-block, but she woke multiple people up, myself included. I live 4 doors down the hall from her. FML

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Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

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