Today, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not my 57-year-old father. FML
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Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML
Today, my husband once again thought it would be funny to rage-bait our child during dinner. There was screaming, food being thrown around, and a whole lot of running around instead of eating. I already had a headache and was already overstimulated, so I had to fend off a meltdown. All this over chicken burgers. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
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Top comments
expertsmilee 26
Hunger get what hunger want!
zaynakins 12
As my father used to say, some people never grow up.
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Comments (50)
Niedermayer_20 12
Can't blame him. Hurry up in there lad.
wildflawas 6
a hungry man is an angry man! but seriously if he is 75 not 57 I would have said yeah he's becoming a child again #OldAgeBrain. FYL u got a big baby right there!
worldclassrager 41
Make an appetizer?
chidexy 21
But he was hungry....
danilynn6308 14
That's when you stop cooking for him
stargirl_95 24
You should have sent him to bed without any dessert
erriiinn 9
Happened to me once..
deebiedoobie 13
Frank Barone? Is that you?
martin8337 36
If he keeps up this behavior, threaten to put in an old folks home.
lateralligator 12
aggressive and short tempered behavioral changes could indicate Parkinsons or early- Alzheimers. don't write this off unless he's always been like that.