Gardening world

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 16:28 - United States - Great Mills

Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML
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NeDaroft 5

I thought this was about , shaving his private parts for a second haha

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Those damn trees. *shakes fists angrily in the air.

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raraisbang 12

Well thank god you are not a ninja, op. if that tree limb had been an assassin, you'd be dead by now.

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CaseySTFU 3

When I first started reading this, I thought you were referring to "your favorite tree" as his penis.

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hunteer9 5

First of all, proper trimming on a tree is healthy for the tree. It promotes new growth. Second, a man usually knows what is best for the yard so just let him do what needs to be done.

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FML_14u2c 14

Tell him that you won't trim your "bush", until he trims the tree...

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coried91 28

But she didn't want the tree trimmed. Your joke fell flat on its face.

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Jewnut 0

lol irony is the best humor

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Angeon 5

Thought this was a little dirty till the end.

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kemando 22

I thought it was some sort of inappropriate metaphor.

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thinbubba 8

Should have just let the man do his job.

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