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By aeghw1s - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML
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bridgetann79 0

Ydi and fyl because you took the job without looking at the weather. Sorry )-:

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BB_ava 0

advv keer'l Jugbko f dgb? oh sorry. Thought we were speaking alien...

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cgchamp89 7

My guess is that he or she is extremely lazy and didn't want to type out full words... That, or they're just retarded. Most likely the latter...

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lakers2thetop 3

Hey at least you havn't gotten runover like the milkshake guy in Reno 911

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armorf0r 7

at least you don't work 9-5 lol.

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Qwerty107 0

I live in Arizona and wear a heavy, plush Frog suit. I work 12-5. I know your pain.

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wisericky 12

do you run through traffic too? or does thatvost extra?

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redrat 5

I know ur pain of the heat as I live in az as well

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goshpeople 4

#37, working 12-4 in this case is kind of a major aspect of the FML. That's the hottest time of day. Of course it would be worse working longer hours. Any unenjoyable job would be. So what.

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Qwerty107 0

And 7.35 per hour sucks btw. If you want $$ from sign waving, you have to go to school for it. Yes, school for sign waving. I got the sh!t end of the job cuz everyone else is inside printing t-shirts.

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