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By aeghw1s - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML
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KennKenn 0

At least you aren't the janitor. Fast food bathrooms are the worst.

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MizzErikaHart 8

that will be tomorrow's job

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SpicyDuck 22

Who says janitors clean fast food restaurants? It's the employees that have to do it

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chocolatechocha 8

just pass out then sue...

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example947 0

someone needs to do it, wait a second. no, no one needs to do it.

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Egnar 19

Frankly, I teach karate and have been begging my boss to get an animal in a karate gi mascot suit for me to run around in and gather leads at all the street fairs we do. . .Maybe I have a much better imagination but think of all the interesting things you could do while you're bored at this job!

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101autie 0

I teach karate too! But I mainly teach the 5 year old class.

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spazmattic 0

a panda should do the trick if you can get the rights to it

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mintcar 9

Wow, that really does suck. I'm not sure how you'll be able to survive that one. GL.

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thatonename 7

by manning the **** up and doing their job. seriously, 104 here yesterday, worked a 12 hour day in that shit. op, stop bitching or quit.

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smurfsarwales 9

ever heard of sarcasm thatoname? you've probably never heard of a dick either.

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sxe_beast 11

thatoname - were you in a heavy costume?

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Sinsoftheman 0

Dam bring a few beers with u in the costume..... And snacks

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BlackM4A1 0

Yeah cause he should be a drunk mascot.

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perdix 29

In retrospect, the plan to party through college by choosing a blow-off major doesn't seem like such a great plan. Good luck reciting medieval Austrian lyrics as you are overcome by heat stroke :D

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yake12 0

perdix... your comments should not have a thumb down option!

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speedman445 0

hey man... I would rather do that then sit around and not make money

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JustLetItHappen 2

Its four hours get over it.

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justsomgirl 4

I don't think they were complaining about the length. I think they were implying that the shift was for the hottest part of the day.

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