Furries unite!

By aeghw1s - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML
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Meaningless 1

Some restaurants let you go inside to cool off every once in a while.

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uberkate5 0

ahhh we were talking about you! in mn the high was that and the little ceasers guy looked MISERABLE!

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txtracey 0

McDonalds sounds pretty ******* good right now huh:)

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Ketchup_Castle 30

I think that's actually dangerous. They should make you do it.

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TheBrownScotsman 1

But at least you'll loose weight. by sweating

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jeannedarc_fml 8

Damn, I hope you brought some water so you didn't dehydrate.

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andrekrivo 20

look at it this way: good way to lose weight If you need to!

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pins91 27

So many ******** comments. Here in Australia, our “mascots” are only allowed to wear the suits for up to 15-20mins at a time, and they’re all dancers/ fit and healthy. By the time they take the heads off in summer, you can literally see the steam coming out. This shit is dangerous and all you wankers are telling him to suck it up, it can cause heat stroke which can kill you. “At LeAsT yOu HaVe A jOb” No. Don’t be douchebags. Trade places and see how YOU go. I promise you, you wouldn’t last the whole 4 hours without at least one complaint.

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