Furries unite!

By aeghw1s - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML
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sinnerg 0

I hope u are okay after ur shift. ;)

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CSReddFrost_fml 0

Congrats on being employed! I'd have the "potential cause for a lawsuit or when does my workman's comp begin" conversation with your boss after your shift.

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CSReddFrost_fml 0

Congrats on being employed! I'd have the "potential cause for a lawsuit or when does my workman's comp begin" conversation with your boss after your shift.

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betsyboox02 0

i hope this isn't just a volunteer job an yer getting paid good..

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nonamericandolla 6

someone can get a heat stroke or pass out like this

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MeRcixXxTRiPp 0

I wanna be the Mr. Pickles pickle :]]

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HomeAl0ne 20

The previous guy died of heat stroke in that suit, hence the smell. On the bright side, you're probably only two days away from your target weight.

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Dingo69 1

Just be careful not to get run over!

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bajagurl123 0

yea true at least you got a job (: and nobody will know its you

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