Relatable, Awkward and Work: Furries unite!

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By aeghw1s - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML

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aliadnan708 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 16:35

better drink a lot of fluid

dwhite312 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 16:34

at least you have a job...

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Relentless_J 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:15

ill trade with you.

BobbieH 19

Friday 10 June 2011 0:21

If you take the job you have to take what comes with it.

J1hill33 12

Friday 10 June 2011 2:16

I hope they pay you good

SweetInk 0

Friday 10 June 2011 3:10

could be worse you could be the guy in the suit after you!

schomes 0

Friday 10 June 2011 4:24

put a small fan in the suit

joshuaUNWRITTEN 0

Friday 10 June 2011 4:35

Then quit and give that Position to someone that actually wants to work...ppl these days

TheColorOfAir 3

Friday 10 June 2011 4:35

not as bad as my bros job.... try 6 to 11 at night

logansgirl 0

Friday 10 June 2011 4:51

Stay hydrated and keep looking for another job.

sheethapins 13

Friday 10 June 2011 4:51

That sounds hot.

zimandme123 0

Friday 10 June 2011 4:58

lol, these are things you should think about first........except I probably wouldn't have thought about it either....:/

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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Today, it’s my second week at work. I received a phone call from corporate HQ that they wanted to make our monitors wireless, so they wanted me to cut the red wire from the main monitors. I did so, and my boss walks in, furious. Turns out it was a set up to see if I’m “that gullible.” Yes, I was fired. FML

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Today, at the request of my girlfriend, I took a ruler with me into the shower to measure myself. Later on, at the dinner table, my mom asked me, "so, how big is it?" I had forgotten to take the ruler out of the shower. FML

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Today, after losing my father a little over 6 months ago, and finally feeling comfortable talking to my fiancé (who lives with me and my family) about it, my mother forced her way into the room and started yelling at me for crying. Her excuse, "It’s after your bedtime." I’m 20. FML

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Today, I dumped my boyfriend. He responded with kidnapping my dog while I was at work. He texted me a picture of him holding a piece of chocolate to his mouth, threatening to feed it to him if I didn’t get back with him. I took him back because I can’t bear my life without my dog. FML

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Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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