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By aeghw1s - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I'm going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML
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Alexxxxxxxxxxxxx_fml_fml 0

ouch. I'd die. XD

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weaverald 4

at least you have a job. they'll give you breaks.

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sunflower21 0

at least y have a job ;)

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nlr 9

buy a fan and build it in there problem solved

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BB_ava 0

errr... yeah... cos a fan is totally going to help...

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bbaustin_roy17 0

it's too hot!

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cumverg 0

1. You're working 12-4. The hours don't suck at all 2. You're a mascot. Thats an awesome job. 3. You're not testing rectal thermometers

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ammmeor 4

1. the sun is at it's highest point around 12 so 12-4 is the hottest time of day 2. I would imagine that op is baking inside that costume 3. I don't even know

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