Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, after 10+ years of being best friends, I finally told my best friend "I love you" while we were on the phone. To which she said, "That's OK, but…" and continued the conversation. Maybe I shouldn't have drank so much, or waited so long. We're both in happy marriages, with kids with other people now though. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
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Phalankx 0
Pretend you were joking to play it off.
AliMarie 0
Boys don't normally say "I love you" out of the blue like that.
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Comments (428)
noya_5454 0
Sucks to be you
desigirl420 0
What
CodeMonkey123 0
Oh, and most guys won't say stuff like that unless you say it first I am a guy and I will never say I love you unless you say it first because well i fear rejection!!!!
theillusionary 0
Maybe he really did mean it but was embarassed by your reaction? No matter, you sort of brought that upon yourself.....
fretforyerlatte 0
hey, you never know. my best guy friend told me he loved me when he was drunk one night..i didn't think too much of it, first off he was drunk and anyhow i thought he probably meant just how you would love a close friend. but no, he meant he was IN love with me, he told me later, even though i was with someone else at the time. six years later, we're happily married with a child. sometimes amazing things can happen if you tell people how you feel. and at least you won't be left wondering "what if?"
CodeMonkey123 0
Aw, #313 that's sweet ^^
prevostsrocklike 0
Sorry about that! That would kinda suck!
bullshit123 0
pwnt
bluedevil27 0
Oh damn that sucks
shine_down 0
ha you shoulda asked him to repeat himself..