Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got my first tattoo. I didn't realise that the font I chose uses a fancy capital L that can easily be mistaken for a capital F. It looks like I have "I'm A Good Fuck Charm" tattooed on my wrist. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML
Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the Crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
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musiqmast3r 0
Yea you deserved that. Totally
g00nie 0
I'm sorry, but this is freaking hilarious!!! You should've thought to ask him about it first. I mean, it is his work. I have no artistic talent, but if I did, and someone took one of my drawings and used it as a tattoo without my permission, I'd be a little upset
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xDontBreakHer 0
Should have asked before you got it.
flyboy57 0
tramp stamp?
ladiesman14 0
oh i love tattoos BUT, only on girls who put out. :)
17xVampx17 0
Looks like hes branding his girls..
plexico 4
It would be funny if he sues her for copyright infringement. She'd have to "drop trou" in open court to show the jury the evidence, and one of the terms of her sentence is she has to get "© Boyfriend's name 2009. All Rights Reserved" tattooed right under his design. And then if she marries someone else, he'll have to look at that when his face is in that region.
ladiesman14 0
plex that happened to me once. i was 69ing a girl and she had a jack in the box logo on her back with the c. i could not stop thinking about 2 tacos for $ .99 cents in 15 mins or sooner if i speed this up
Intoxicunt 6
Aww, man. The Jack In The Box dude scares the **** out of me. DrunkenValor's comment way up there: WIN! ATDI FTW!!!!!!!!
plexico 4
ladiesman14, that's great. It pays to advertise!
PoeticPixie 0
That's why you think tattoos over before getting them done. You should definitely have asked him beforehand, because that was his personal work. For all you know, he could have drawn it when he was in a depressed, suicidal mood, and now it's tattooed on you. He won't wanna see that all the time. And I find it odd that you got it in the same exact place as his ex, unless you got a tramp stamp, in which case, you deserve it. You pretty much deserve it anyways.
Flipps 0
#14 just owned all you people.. but ydi for going in his business
FlaminYawn 0
You deserve it for not being a Christian. The body is a temple.
samhat 0
1) I am a Christian. 2) I have a tattoo. 3) I realize that not all Christians have the exact same beliefs as another Christian. And, not everyone is going to share the same religion I do. How do they deserve it for not being Christian? I don't understand. So who are you to judge? Because last I checked, God is the only one to do that.
Sammara 0
So every Christian I know who has a tattoo is not a Christian--including those with cross tattoos? Having a tattoo changes your religious beliefs? I have a feeling most branches of Christianity would beg to differ.
gozar_fml 1
The plural of "tattoo" is "tattoos" NOT "tattoo's". The apostrophe indicates possesion as if the tattoo owns something.