Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my first tattoo. I didn't realise that the font I chose uses a fancy capital L that can easily be mistaken for a capital F. It looks like I have "I'm A Good Fuck Charm" tattooed on my wrist. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML
Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the Crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
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musiqmast3r 0
Yea you deserved that. Totally
g00nie 0
I'm sorry, but this is freaking hilarious!!! You should've thought to ask him about it first. I mean, it is his work. I have no artistic talent, but if I did, and someone took one of my drawings and used it as a tattoo without my permission, I'd be a little upset
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Comments (219)
bagleface 6
He's tagging the girls he dates so he doesn't accidentally hook up with them again
atishe24 9
YDI for sneaking through his sketches! Sketchbooks are very private you know!
bobbeta30 14
Tramp stamp!
hezanormandy 4
YDI for not asking what it meant and using his art without permission. Good luck living with that one. This is why people think badly about tattoos.
AnneeSo 6
It's your own fault.
Infiltrator4444 6
I think any tattoo ruins a woman's beauty. But getting one doesn't change how I would treat the person. Everyone is equal.
Late_night83 25
dumbass!!
Sweetpea22 14
What's wrong with tattoo's? I have two. A luna moth on my right shoulder which I got because my grandmother loved them. My other is an autism awareness butterfly which I got because I am autistic and proud of it.
Momo_Moonlight 25
This is such a humungously large YDI...
InnocentWings 13
WOW you should've thought to ask him about it before getting it done. YDI