Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my first tattoo. I didn't realise that the font I chose uses a fancy capital L that can easily be mistaken for a capital F. It looks like I have "I'm A Good Fuck Charm" tattooed on my wrist. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML
Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the Crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
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musiqmast3r 0
Yea you deserved that. Totally
g00nie 0
I'm sorry, but this is freaking hilarious!!! You should've thought to ask him about it first. I mean, it is his work. I have no artistic talent, but if I did, and someone took one of my drawings and used it as a tattoo without my permission, I'd be a little upset
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Comments (219)
jollyjam1 2
To each their own. Personally tattoos are ugly. Now I am ready to be shouted down by the "I love tattoos" set who of course have to be right.
Jason_fml 0
So how is this a FML exactly?
phoenix03 0
you kinda deserve it for not asking and tattoos are a choice. If you don't like them, good for you, just don't put down the people who do chose to ge them. thanks :)
RubixMonkey 0
She should remove it. She didn't have permission to use it.
MagicMeds 0
isn't it obvious?
arijonesbby 3
#31 is just plain ignorant tattoo's are a form of art and self exspression. just because you don't have the balls to get one or are to self conscious about what people will say about you doesn't give you the right to pass judgment on someone you don't know or to make such an ignorant generalization.
califormula 0
Let me guess. On your lower back?
hellokimmiee 5
what is the point of saying "first!" when clearly you are the first person to reply and we can see that. you dont have to say it! ugh it bothers me so much that i have to read numbers instead of replies...
omgitsbrittie 0
What's with all the people in the comments trashing tattoos? :/ whatever. You still deserved that one for not asking him about it first.
niswisk 3
thats ur own damn fault
DoNotEnter 5
YDI for getting a tattoo that would remind you of your boyfriend. What if you break up? Dumb.