Today, while interviewing for a job, I had to read over the physical requirements for the job. Later on, she asked me how flexible I was. Trying to keep a straight face, I told her I was more flexible while I was playing sports but could work on it if I need to. She was talking about work hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML
Today, during a job interview, I was asked to describe myself in three words. My mind went blank, so I panicked and blurted out, “Hungry, sleepy and… flexible?” The interviewer raised an eyebrow and said, “That's not the worst answer I've ever gotten but… come on.” I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML
Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML
Today, during a job interview, the interviewer asked me to “describe a time I overcame a challenge.” My mind went blank. After 10 seconds of silence, I blurted out, “Once, I tried to cancel my gym membership.” FML
Today, during a job interview, the interviewer asked me to "tell me a little about myself." Nervous, I started with, "Well, I was born at a very young age…" I'm pretty sure I won’t get the job. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and the interviewer asked me to give an example of a time I went above and beyond for a customer. I proudly told him about the time I drove a customer home when their car broke down. The interviewer then asked me if I had any examples from a professional setting. FML
Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I thought of twerking. It was a bizarre question, but trying to get on the interviewer's good side, I said I thought it was pretty cool. He snorted and said I'll be job-seeking for a while yet. FML
Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML
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Ilovelife07 0
wait what? why would you need to try to keep a straight face if you seriously thought thats what she was asking?
Rawrrr14 0
lmao, did you still get the job?
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Comments (54)
Stunt_fml 5
Yeah, she wants you... that's exactly why she was asking about your flexibility... for the Karma Sutra. Good one slick.
addictingvirus 0
haha lol thats funny hell. ur such a dumbass, but in a good way
24788 7
Lol, you should of played it off.
ohhboyy 0
#12 makes me GIGGLE
YallNoobs 0
this is like.....doesn't really qualify for a MLIA but definitely underqualified for FML.... it's like worse than a "Today i spilled coke on the table. I cleaned it up. MLIA" but not as bad as "Today I spilled coke on my wedding dress FML"...somewhere more like "Today i spilled coke on my white shirt".
carlover 0
LOL YDI. that sucks though
ACDCfan 0
Who the hell is moderating these? They are getting more and more lame.
Mr_Positive 3
not really an FML..
Syrhk 0
It happens to the best of us. I know I've done that kinda thing before! Haha. Anyway, what crawled up #8 and #9's ass? How the hell is it narcissistic and perverted? He didn't mention anything sexual. Get your mind outta the gutter. Judging from other comments I've seen from #9 (jmarie), I'd say she's a raging feminazi.
jSOPURE 3
Assumption FTL. This one made me laugh. :)