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Flattery?

By theuglyone - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML

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You deserved it 6 038

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Same thing different taste

By R_Horsefeet - 29/03/2016 23:10 - Netherlands

Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 066

You deserved it 1 750

Zinger

By chloeguest97 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 787

You deserved it 8 235

Lower your expectations

By AchievementUnlocked? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 732

You deserved it 6 637

You what now?

By starboi - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Weaver

Today, I heard a girl say, "Darth Vader is that black guy from Star Trek, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 884

You deserved it 1 507

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 096

You deserved it 14 552

By Rumors - 12/12/2013 11:27 - United States - Turtle Lake

Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML

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You deserved it 6 100

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 784

You deserved it 147

There was an attempt…

By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 639

You deserved it 2 920

Camouflage

By allbrokeup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Norway - Stavanger

Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 922

You deserved it 3 469

Cool moves, dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 363

You deserved it 37 924

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Top comments

Pwib 14

Thursday 22 August 2013 9:14

Why would you be flattered to be associated with them in the first place?

CDobs 8

Thursday 22 August 2013 9:19

You should have asked him to be more specific. They're all the ugly one.

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xiiauric 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 18:34

I would of been offended to be called a Kardashian at all, that's like being called fake.

paparoachgirl 6

Thursday 22 August 2013 18:50

stupid, trashy ****** maybe, but I really dont find any of them ugly. Chin up o.p!!

Ziggy122 15

Thursday 22 August 2013 19:10

I wouldn't take that as a compliment...

honeymoonroyale 20

Thursday 22 August 2013 19:21

Eh, I wouldn't be flattered anyway. It's all just plastic surgery and layers of makeup.

KaylaTackett 18

Thursday 22 August 2013 19:59

I think they are all beautiful

dmd20129 4

Thursday 22 August 2013 20:22

You shouldn't be flattered one bit.

someonehadto 2

Thursday 22 August 2013 20:22

You were told you look like a plastic pathetic prostitute, and you were only insulted by being called ugly? You need your own reality tv show. "More stupid Hoes." You could make enough money to buy the plastic surgery needed so the next time you run into this guy he'll call you the pretty one.

iwadasn 32

Thursday 22 August 2013 20:27

Being compared to any of the Kardashians is an insult.

maggiewalters 17

Friday 23 August 2013 0:01

Lets be honest here, they are all ugly.

TheAngryPrincess 3

Friday 23 August 2013 0:27

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Today, I was walking around my block when a random stranger pulled up next to me. He assumed I was a woman, and started catcalling me. I'm a 34-year-old man with a wife and kids, and my hair isn't even long. FML

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