Today, I flashed my boobs at my boyfriend's boss. My boyfriend was wearing tan pants and a black sweater. His boss was wearing black pants and a tan sweater. From 100 feet away they looked the same… until my boyfriend came up behind me, wanting to know what I was doing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
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Top comments
brookeec 0
Why would you flash someone in public anyways?
tdub10 2
Haha.... Maybe, you can get him a raise.
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Comments (61)
RawrJoannaful 2
They where not wearing the same outfit and why were you flashing someone in public and THAT far away? I feel sorry for your boyfriend for having to put up with you and your shitty excuses. FHL.
chuksnwali 34
yeah miss flimsy excuse
Tomvdh 0
1 word. ****
chuksnwali 34
big one.
Norther 1
100 feet away?... YDI for sure....
chuksnwali 34
testify
shaniecerb 0
y r u flashing him at his job?pretty dum of u to do that
jadejazmyn 5
What is wrong with you flashing people at work. Seriously! Idiot!
samikitty961 8
why would you flash someone from 100 feet away?
greensalsalove 0
do you normally flash your boyfriend in public??
HonestP 0
Lol
shopper4life 2
Omg thats terrible
chuksnwali 34
is it?
lonelybirthday 16
No top/bottom color swaps don't look the same. Ever.