Fighting talk

By enya - 18/01/2016 22:29 - Luxembourg

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML
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rnayyyyy 12

I'd actually like to see who would take out who first...

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onlychildFTW 33

Why drive them? They are tough guys obviously. They can drive themselves since thy are so tough.

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Fuaaad1994 31

That's nothing, I once got into a fight with a bear over some honey. Winnie the Pooh is stronger than he looks.

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fpants2010 18

Your family sounds quite barbaric!

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Inquisitor11 5

uh-huh. So what are you trained in exactly #17? If I had to guess it would be bullshit. Unless you're referring to Mario smash, then your post makes sense.

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tygerarmy 35

Maybe if your uncle takes down and taps out your dad no one will have to go to the hospital.

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TheNewGuy03 28

That is ideal. They don't have to worry about concussions. Hopefully, the dad is willing to tap, or else he's gonna take a short nap.

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iFevered 19

You must follow this up with the winner.

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buckdharma 36

Oh no, creamed corn and split peas. And all the Susans have black eyes.

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toolazytotype99 18

Well hopefully it ends in a split decision

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