superconfused16
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Fear Factor
Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, "Mommy! Don't leave me!" Then he looked up at my face, said, "Ewww," and ran away screaming in fear. FML
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houseofame 4
Rofl how old was the kid?
rileykins 0
little kids always speak the truth about stuff like that. . . .
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Mpsteve13 7
first!
kyarush 10
yes... indeed... FYL
jjpavo 0
YES THE MODS DID SOMETHING GOOD! :). they are moderating 'first!!' comments now. ty mods :p
the_flirtt 0
awhh ur not a Milf so what !
ibitehard 9
what's a Milf???
uhazsquiads 0
lol that kid is awesome xD but FYL o_o
Freeze_fml 17
Moro Islamic Liberation Front.
kyarush 10
mother I'd like to f*** :D or MILF!
Stupified 0
Ydi for being ugly.
marinus_fml 20
it could have been worse. you could have found pubes in your food! all of a sudden a little crying kid insulting you isn't so bad is it?
phreshboi 1
sry for you op but you were made the way you are. and don't take it badly s/he was a kid not a guy who your interested in so don't worry!
hellokittywhore 0
hehe milf!! I just had an American pie marathon yesterday lol
bigblue95 0
mayb his mom is just an insane milf. he said u were uglier than his mom. never said u were ugly directly. jus in comparison to his mom u fall short
KiddNYC1O 22
fck where's my comment? ah well
afdude87 6
aw poor kid was probably terrified. lol jk but if youre taking someone seriously that probably wets the bed, eats paste and watches barney, i feel bad for you. theres people out there that think you're pretty, go find em, who gives a shit about what kids say.
nishant5456 0
that kid owned you, but it's okay, real Beauty is on the inside, that is why you need to gimme your number so I can get a look inside.
thisisLAUREN 0
I wish I wouldve seen that.
LMFAOwned 9
Lol. Fugly
epr 0
The first part was actually of cute, despite that fact he thought you were ugly.
daltreix 3
oh no, they're molding marinus's comments now, too D:
thefallenoo 0
tell him he ain't no looker either
italianboy_fml 0
39 is cute
daltreix 3
modding* iPhone autocorrect >.< OP owned! but FYL
mynewaccount 8
your awesome haha!
buzz18 7
lol
heynow00wellthen 0
Man that bites. So much for that Miss America pageant.
04VWR32 6
(M)om (I)'d (L)ike to (F)uck
TheRoamingGnome 0
Chew it over with Twix.
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
probably cause you're ugly.
MarchRICKYMarch 0
I guess you do too.
Mortanious 0
Freeze, Loooooool awesome milf acronym breakdown!
FFML_314 12
You didn't know M.I.L.F stood for that as well? It's really an Islamist group.
sipher16 0
ha like you have any room to talk. go cut yourself ice queen.
FFML_314 12
What is this, Narnia?
BuckTeeth_12 0
YDI becaues while leaving a restrant, a little boy grabbed ur leg and screamed mommy dont leave me. then he looked at ur face and said ew ur a lot uglier then my mom and ran away screaming in fear.
BuckTeeth_12 0
stfu
spaceboyftw 0
#88-oh HELL no!
FFML_314 12
It's good to see that the stupid trolls are now telling themselves to shut up. This site really is turning around. :]
pingpongpenguin 3
he was actually telling me to shut up, my comment disappeared. and no I won't shut up
spaceboyftw 0
it wuldve been funnier if op was a guy
2kool4skoolyo 0
skrol is gone??{€
alex0689 1
88 don't start that shit
MyNameIsInvictus 0
We now have only two people doing the same thing on every FML; Marinus does his it could be worse thing, using other FMLs, and legonut does the it's funny because.
BuckTeeth_12 0
sorry
MykeLytorus 0
It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist. Nobody is born gay--it's a choice just like what clothes you wear! FTW!! Dur dur dur I'm cool coz I come one here and comment on every single FML.
MykeLytorus 0
39 is not cute dude. She's 12 lol.
MykeLytorus 0
It's funny coz it coulda been worse and it's moist. Nobody's born gay--it's a choice. Epic fail! FTW! Dur dur dur I'm cool cuz I comment on every single FML.
nishant5456 0
I'm 13 and I think she is cute and has a nice smile, now I can't get hated. also PLEASE do not start the YDI "comment copied here"...it's annoying. and so is marinus with his It could have been worse comments and legonut with his it's funny because comments.
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
the whole 'YDI because -restate FML-' is stupid. please stop.
MrHankey0123 0
this didn't happen.
ChesterJester11 0
at least you were loved for a little while
thisisLAUREN 0
I'm 16 ... thanks.
nishant5456 0
Lauren ur still cute ;)
Revolushun 0
ydi for not sucking my dick
chloe_barclay0 0
awh afdude87 is really sweettt. lol :)
damnshit_fml 0
I love the spider bites
justferfun 0
if milf a bad thing I don't understand
balldeep 0
this ^ guy is a racist ball licker
UpYoursInAdvance 0
22 STFU dumb bull and FYL OP... Next time you see him **** his little ass up that little disrespectful ************ these kids nowadays are too damn smart...
ndizzle 0
72, thanks for illustrating so poignantly how a humorous concept can fall dead without the right context or timing. Or said another way, you fail.
Mortanious 0
Moro Islamic liberation Front IS real! LOL! That's quite funny.
deaper 16
MILF = Mom I'd Like (to) F... (you fill in the dots)
free2speak 14
is it just me or didn't the OP's FML said "Eww you're a lot uglier than my mommy." Did they moderate the FML?
amymarie2767 0
is that you with Andy Sixx in your pic!?
amymarie2767 0
74 is that you with Andy Sixx in your picture!?
redoxy_fml 0
Lol another ugly girl posting an FML? Never!!
sach22 0
54 is for sure, one of the best looking girl on FML !
theFMLwhore5 0
xD!
evig_fml 16
this fml was posted a week ago the only difference is the kid said ewwew your much ugly then my mommy
afdude87 6
thanx Chloe :)
houseofame 4
Rofl how old was the kid?
mattman1994 0
probably like 17
yaneliee 0
Can somebody explain to me what "Trolling" means?
henry3825 0
73 It's basically being a retarded prick over the internet.
ryry67dude 0
73 In addition to what 75 said, a troll is someone who actually leaves 4chan and comments racist/sexist/offensive comments. If you argue with the troll, it has succeeded.
SpencerDee 0
Haha that's so funny! And who care's if you're first. It just makes you look like an idiot.
xxjoseph1543xx 0
It could of been worse. It could of been your a random guy giving you a ******* thinking you were his girlfriend
lulu_06 0
HAHAHAAA :)
jessejames34 0
hahahaha take the clue
Chrisskiies 0
No Bianca, just no...
Chrisskiies 0
no I will not Bianca, actually I will I got my ps3 back. :) k ya the mom could be a mild, and op could have a nice looking bod like the mild but op is a butter face :(
Chrisskiies 0
milf*
pingpongpenguin 3
but butterbodies can be fixed, butterfeces really can't unless you want to pay a bunch of money for plastic surgery
pingpongpenguin 3
oops hah faces NOT feces
rileykins 0
little kids always speak the truth about stuff like that. . . .
snaketamer 0
yes they do.....and i would say my mother was prettier anyway its what kids r supposed to do
Icey_dan1 0
sounds fun
MykeLytorus 0
It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist. Nobody is born gay--it's a choice just like what clothes you wear! FTW!! Dur dur dur I'm cool coz I come one here and comment on every single FML.
kayladance101 13
118 its not funny. stop.
idkmyusername 0
well, on a totally unrelated note... do u guys think i should get a hermit crab and name him thurman?
ibitehard 9
hell yea!!!!
xxjoseph1543xx 0
he probably saw that mirror in your pants