Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before, but they usually leave early. I heard someone in the kitchen and, thinking it was my brother, I said, "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma then responded, "No, we're not." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML
Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML
Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
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Pb_lily 0
Respect your elders.
nwoodh 0
You will REALLY regret that someday, when they aren't there anymore to make fun of. I promise.
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Comments (155)
netbeui435 3
you're an assh***
infowarrior 0
Typical disrespectful attitude for a young Israeli... do you people respect anything, or anyone?
fthku 13
Typical hick redneck moron who probably chews tobacco all day and just shoots his gun in the air. See how I just made a dumb generalisation without even knowing you?
plaidrabbit 0
Haha..."geriatric crew." That's great :D
Qup 0
"you people?". hmmmm ..let the arguement begin. that was a really stupid thing to say. don't you love them?
Futurefrog 0
wow ur a dick. why would u talk about ur grandparents like that. YDI and maybe a slap in the face to.
LittleLoserGirl 0
Well that's a bit harsh, grandparents rule. They're crazy.
derriduh 0
I would have preferred to read an FML from your grandma that started "so today I was staying at my daughter's house when my spoiled, broody granddaughter said...."
laffinatu 0
Be happy you still have grandparents you ass. I would love to wake up knowing that mine were still alive and in my house.
nyleika 0
Same here!
ayashe 2
YDI. I would never talk that way about my grandparents, especially my grandmother since she actually is gone. You need to learn to appreciate and respect what you have.
heypeoplezzz 0
Lol. I'd say, "hello, who is it?" Also, respect to you GP. I want some ^_^...can we share?