Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before, but they usually leave early. I heard someone in the kitchen and, thinking it was my brother, I said, "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma then responded, "No, we're not." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML
Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML
Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
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Pb_lily 0
Respect your elders.
nwoodh 0
You will REALLY regret that someday, when they aren't there anymore to make fun of. I promise.
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Comments (155)
_itsmeeex1bitchz 0
You live in Israel?? Whoaa.
Cazly_420 0
What, So your family has no sense of humour? Mine would have laughed.
yourmumzaman 0
is it just me or is vdrummer the MOST ****** UP PERSON?!?
Caayouteepie 0
he's ****** up.
begrunge 0
Vdrummer, if you're that desperate, it's obvious you're not a "nice guy". Nice guys care more about romance and love than sex.
patray_angel 0
I was thinking the same thing. I think he is just an attention *****. I know some people are just immature, but I do question as to whether or not he is truly 17. He certainly won't get a decent girl worth having acting that way.
captivemj 4
Dude RESPECT YPUR ELDERS!!! I noe grandparents can be a pain, but respect dudeeeeee respecttt!!!!!!!!!
sgn12345 0
Haha with vdrummer7 it's an FML Within an FML
umbilicalbiotch 0
YDI, I'm jealous that you have grandparents to bitch about...so stop bitching about them.
whyowhy26 3
when you assume you make an ASS of me and you! hasnt FML taught you not to do stuff like this?!
TysonFawlay 0
How did you not deserve this? 130th!
Doopliss 0
The thing I laughed about most was VDdrummer7.
lmmmr 0
It's YOU and ME. The whole point is to spell the word. My god you fail.