False Advertising

By Alex Xavier - 25/06/2018 01:30

Today, after getting married recently and my wife making a ton of promises about "things" we'd do, she admitted she won't do any of them and said I should just accept that she lied. FML
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tounces7 27

Okay that's about the single biggest red flag you're ever going to get and I'd seek a way out of this as soon as you can. Someone who has zero issues about lying straight to your face will NEVER get better, and the next thing you know she's going to be lying about other people she's involved with too. Run - and run fast.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Divorce / Anulment. asap

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Angel Meadows 8

Anul while you can, pretty sure actual divorce is more expensive and messier.

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StagGT 13

You know, we've established that this is a red flag, but now I'm curious. What "things" do you mean?

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Yudith 25

Men do it all the time and no one bats an eye. But when a woman does it, everybody loses their mind!

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Zekfen 17

Ok Heath Ledger, calm down. You aren’t playing the Joker anymore. Aren’t you supposed to be dead? Men normally lie about little things like I’ll do the dishes more, I’ll mow the yard every other day, things that don’t have a big impact. If they lied about things that have a big impact on the marriage or relationship, such as desire to have kids and a family, then yeah annulment. If she lied about small things, then no big deal. If she lied about say, I promise we will have sex when we get married and then they get married and she says just kidding, I don’t want sex with you ever. Yeah, big deal. If it is the sex thing dude, get out now. It won’t ever improve or change and she will eventually cheat on you if she isn’t already. You don’t want to be stuck in a sexless marriage regardless of how much you love her. You will resent her and suffer from depression from not feeling good enough.

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Alexiskovich 6

Dude.....its over

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Chazzster 29

#1 This is a big issue because it involved lying. If you cannot trust your spouse to tell you the truth, it’s not going to get better. OP and wife probably need to see a marriage counselor if OP plans to stay married. #2 Regardless of who it is, it is not wise to count on promises of future favors in exchange for concrete steps like getting married. If spouse is not willing to do it before you get married, they are not going to do it after getting married, or if they do it will likely be very infrequently and unwillingly at best. #3 It is just possible that fiancé (now wife) had intentions of providing whatever the sexual favors requested were after marriage but once the time got closer she just couldn’t bring herself to do it. This is just another variation on why you do not count on future promises if they do not fit into the pattern of what is being done in the present. When a person is reluctant to do something, they get even more reluctant as the time draws near. #4 Anal is not that grand a treat (for the male) unless the male is small or the ****** is loose. And, very few women get anything pleasurable out of it. If she ever changes her mind, be sure to stimulate her clit at the same time, start slow and use plenty of lube - Otherwise she’s only ever going to do it once.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

thatsvwhen you leave and find someone with a pulse that wants to do that stuff because she lied to you over her vows so technically she didn't vow to do anything in her speech

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Davros 12

Sorry dude, all those fun sex games are the first to go when you get married.

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