Transportation: Fake it til you make it

Fake it til you make it

By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

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By tvaladie - 17/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By Noname - 22/02/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

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By Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML

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By FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By Dr_Gip - 18/10/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML

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MrFancy 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:13

it's people like you who cause hundreds of deaths in car related casualties! YDI, every bit of it

chillinAK 9

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:14

this has to be the most idiotic thing I have heard all day. why do you care if you look cool or not? are they going to pay your fine?grow up a little, huh?

Comments

cherylface 13

Sunday 8 August 2010 17:52

You feel the need to lie about your relationship status to your FRIENDS? That's a pretty big red flag right there. I know we all feel a little insecure sometimes and want to impress people, but your friends are supposed to be the people you don't need to feel that way around. You'll never forge a real friendship when you're being fake and lying to make yourself look better. And that's definitely not the way to impress people. I would just be annoyed if my friend was yakking away on the phone with her oh-so-wonderful boyfriend (real or not) while we're hanging out. That's just rude. And aside from all that, it's your responsibility to know the laws in your own state. Regardless of whether or not you were on the phone, you should realize that the officer is going to think you were and act accordingly. So basically you deserve this one all around.

nmsm 1

Sunday 8 August 2010 18:01

wow. I'm sick of lame people posting that they're lame on this site

tjgreen 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 18:30

The price you pay for being an idiot!

skittle68 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 18:34

Someone who would do this probably makes shit up all the time. OP, your friends are not as dumb, and you are not as sneaky as you think you are. if you ever get a real bf, your friends will probably think you are just making shit up again. Truth is the best policy.