Today, my boyfriend’s parents saw me making out with my other boyfriend. They’re now asking me to pay them 300€, or they’ll tell him I’m cheating. They know I’m broke and that if we break up I’ll be homeless. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, during a small argument over clothes of all things, I totally lost my temper and broke up with my boyfriend. He is refusing to take me back and I’m now screwed as his wage paid about 60% of our joint bills. I may lose my flat. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left, they told me they disapprove of her because of her supposedly lower social class. Now I have to either dump her or lose the money they set aside to pay for my university tuition. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
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Top comments
Rake 18
So you are staying with him just because you need his place to live in? And still, you cheat on him?
Anderling 33
Maybe you shouldn’t have had another boyfriend then.
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Comments (15)
RichardPencil 32
How sloppy were you that you made out with the other guy where your landlord's parents could see you? Yes, your primary boyfriend is really your landlord that you pay in *****.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I think you should just roll with the homeless thing. That way you can be a tramp in both senses of the word! And you could trade sexual favors for Happy Meals! It's a win-win!
Miss_Red 18
Cheating is never an excusable choice.
tricia 8
Legally he can’t kick you out of your legal residence, he would have to evict you, and that is a lengthy process.
Karmarocks946 9
Wow. your boyfriend deserves a better partner and parents. You wouldn't be in this position had not chose to cheat