Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting my boss's kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML
Today, one of the kids I was babysitting had a severe peanut allergy, and he looked me dead in the eye as he ate a peanut bar before I could stop him. His sister swore up and down that I made him eat it. Guess who the parents believed, even after I rushed him to the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I cooked for the future in-laws and was accused of trying to poison them. Absolutely no one told me, even as they watched me cook shrimp and smoked sausage gumbo, that my mother-in-law is deathly allergic to shellfish and my father-in-law gets severe diarrhoea when he eats pork. FML
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glompable 19
I think it's dumb that the aunt didn't tell her the foods the kid is allergic to. :/
kittykat52810 0
I feel bad for you because you were just following orders, fyl op
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Comments (148)
pokadottz 0
thats. retarded
samgar 0
Not your fault if the kid didn't ever lie like that to get out of eating foods he dosnt like you would of believed him and that wouldn't of happend.
Erissa 2
It's really not your fault, the parents should have warned you. Or taught their kid not to be such a little pest
getsome12 0
well you knew that was coming...
marylovesyou8D 7
is it just me, or is this fml written weirdly?
josh5634 0
ue cute :)
KittyKatGirl 15
It may not be the kid, I am allergic to wool, but according to my grandmother, I somehow make up the red rash I get from it, if familly is convinced of you not being something, sometimes not even a doctor saying so will convince.
TGOBman 0
FAIL
Chelsea8887 0
his mom should have left a list of what he is allergic too, the moms fault
lillibeth 0
Your Aunt is stupid. FYL
tashaaaa 0
maybe you're aunt should leave a list of foods that he is allergic to. seeing as she knows he does that often. so it's her stupid fault.