Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
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caterfly 14
Easy come, easy go
UnidentifiedFun 37
I usually keep my windows up on the highway cause loose things tend to blow out.
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Comments (60)
prostar9993 15
+15 in Canada in December is enough of a win that I'm sure the 20 bucks will be forgotten soon enough.
Jkjklkl 14
Yeah, 100% your fault here. Put it in your wallet. Or your pocket. Or the glove compartment. Or just sit on it. But don't let it sit loose somewhere, especially when you have the windows down on the highway
allykaymorris 24
Someone else needed it more.
ekalfhsa 2
Was gonna say, hopefully that $20 makes its way to somebody who needs it right now.
pinkponypants 12
Bummer. Now you know what not to do in this situation!
doge_ram 16
lol
Queensland 27
Soooo which highway? And roughly whereabouts? .... *shifty eyes*
moodyreallyrocks 27
Guess someone else will enjoy the extra $20..
ohmyrosie 14
maybe someone else needed it more than you that day.
bulletsinthewind 21
If you just left a thin piece of paper in your cup holder knowing you'd drive down the highway with the windows down and expected it to stay in the car, you had it coming
MrsPegg 45
Hey, you didn't know you had it to begin with, so it's not a major loss. That's how I would look at it anyway. Makes the bitterness just a tad less bitter.