Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
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FFML_314 12
Facebook is the devil.
acneegg 7
Harsh
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0ldGreg 2
I once deuced in an airport washroom and forgot to wash my hands and then I was on the plane eating my meal and licking my fingers. I almost threw up over the old Chinese lady beside me. Now I go to the washroom before I leave my house
Richisme 0
lol smiley face lol smiley face
ElMundio87 0
bitches have sex too y'know
maxtheman 0
wuts whilst
TheNewGuy03 29
71 -- just a guess, but i believe it's english. |the kid|
ripjohnlennon 5
don't worry. if she has sprint then your not costing her any extra
kaycoo 0
I wouldnt take it personal about being called ugly especially if they were real young they will get thiers someday karmas a bitch
cherri2011 0
Lol
AliaAlM 0
ohh yah i did that to a guy once... I feel bad
persianlovaaa691 0
wow slack much
Blaw023 0
Dumping someone over facebook shows how much of a bitch you are
nmelives 0
That does suck, I've had that happen.