Health: Dumbass idea

Dumbass idea

By Caeru - 21/06/2011 07:08 - United States

Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

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Stressed out

By Emily Ann - 08/06/2021 13:59

Today, I overheard my mom, who quit smoking years ago, saying that I am the only person who stresses her out badly enough to want to smoke a cigarette. I have never once tried to stress her out, and in fact I do everything I can to make her life easier. She works in retail. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Moreland

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

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By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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By Singapore - 06/06/2012 02:59 - United States - Shortsville

Today, my uncle gave me a lecture on how I eat too much "unhealthy" junk food, and that it can be very harmful for me. All the while smoking a cigarette. FML

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By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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By whatthehell - 24/04/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, my mom had big news. I've been trying to get her to quit smoking because of second hand smoke for 20 years. She learned today that second hand smoke severely affects animals as well. Her big news? She's quitting. She doesn't want to hurt the dog. FML

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By BornToBeABurden - 09/01/2014 16:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I asked my mum when she gets the urge to smoke. The answer I was looking for was "after I eat" or maybe even "when I'm tired". What I got was "every second since you were born". FML

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By Thepunchline - 11/08/2010 09:19 - United Kingdom

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

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Smoking kills

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 12:59 - United States - Steele

Today, my grandmother - who has been a heavy smoker for almost forty years, and does not believe in the dangers of smoking - was diagnosed with COPD. Also, I'm now at a greater risk of developing COPD because of her (and my parents, who also smoke). FML

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By =( - 15/02/2015 14:52 - Australia

Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:46

thats pretty stupid.... I think she needs help.

badmandilon 19

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:46

She loves you to death!

Comments

rainport 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 7:03

i love your mom

almedalove 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:01

you mom should never tell you that I watched my dad slowly die of lung cancer when I was 7 and would very much like to slap your mom

gunman15 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:18

tell her it's not worth the things smoking does

BlastedAF 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:28

Cool Mom :3

Trooth 13

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:57

mom-pressure...well someone knows who not to get advice from

MajorTacoLover 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 9:02

Well I guess we all know who's NOT getting the mother of the year award :/

Warcraft_looser 7

Wednesday 22 June 2011 10:00

lovely mom you got there :D

zhightower 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:53

why is it that your mom thinks your fat?

DaniBee420 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 15:45

that's total crap! u don't loose weight by smoking. if u smoke for a long time and stop u may gain weight, but smoking itself is not a weight loss method. ignore her, she's ignorant. stay healthy! if u wanna loose wait exercise and eat right :)