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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Dude, gross!

Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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He's saving you water by not using the toilet, come on OP it's the next biggest thing in being green!

Almighty_Chris97 6

Except guys don't require toilet paper to pee.

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I only do this when I'm drunk....

bwtchinheels 0

Oh I'm sorry...

It could be worse. He could be peeing INTO your window.

Arlisshsr 9

Hey...were not perfect...

darf1023 3

You should put a red X on the ground where the pee hits out the window. 'Cause I personally would avoid a red X.

immaflirt69 1

ha mine too

He's a guy. It's what we do. I know people who go on midnight walks just so they can piss all over the roads without anyone seeing them.

lailagothgal 16

Is he a guy or a dog?!!?

Excellent, Gotta love his work , I do that too :)