Driving me mad

By Username - 06/07/2010 22:21 - France

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 061
You deserved it 12 710

Same thing different taste

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Mumbellosity711 0

ydi for going on a SEVEN HUNDRED MILE ROAD TRIP.

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KTpants 0

If you are driving then how did you write this...

skullbashd 3
ArtIsResistance7 1

"Don't make me turn this car around!"

good luck, sleeping pills or drowsy pills are wonders

hghiPigh 0

you definitely deserve it. you know your kids are brats.. who in their right mind would go on a 700 mi road trip with them? either discipline them, or don't come crying to fml lady

kruzito 0

or is it? but again I ask why so many FMLs come from nord-pas-de-Calais france

Raleigh_bruh 7

So many Fmls come from France because it's the default choice when the moderators don't know where exactly the Fml was written. Or so the moderators say.

36 Will you still be saying that when you meet your 700 lb future wife?

700 miles is about an 11 hour drive. not that bad by your self, but annoying with screaming children. OP, you should know how children are when confined in a car for very long. If you knew how your children behaved, then you should not have planned an 11 hour drive with them, as they obviously are not old enough to handle it yet. Just pull over to a rest stop and spank them, or threaten to take them back home. always worked with my brother and i. of course, when we were with my grandparents, they usually gave us benedril to make us sleepy...;

ily4life 0

that sux a normal 8-9 hour drive taking probably 12-15 haha good luck

You kinda deserved that... one kid on a road trip is bad enough.

ROFLBERRYPIE 0