Don't shoot the messenger

By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 23:01

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Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Maybe you should invest in some condoms and refrain from drinking. Might also want to get a paternity test. If you're going to get drunk and sleep around, at least do it safely.

Most people with gonorrhea do not exhibit symptoms. He SHOULD get tested.

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You slept 5 months ago and she only now finds out she is pregnant? That's unlikely (though not impossible). Get a paternity test.

You couldn't be bothered to use a condom and you're pissed she's pregnant? Do you men not understand his pregnancy happens?