Animals: Do not come

Do not come

By booearns - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML

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iLakers 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:33

Suggest to get rid of your mother

Epsilonyx 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:36

Are you done with Uni or just visiting? Because it'd be a bit rash (hehe punny) to get rid of the bunny when you'll be leaving again! You could just keep it out of the way when you visit.

Comments

Meowingtons500 18

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:42

Yikes OP, that hurts. :/ Your mom sounds awful.

plasticsmile42 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:42

Lovely mother you have there.

ayyemmcee 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:45

Can you blame her? Bunnies are cute. :)

HooHooHa 6

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:46

In their defence, rabbits are ******* awesome.

DMarie217 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:48

O wow so this fml is about a bunny and in the top left corner there's a bunny cause its under a pet catagorie hahaha it just so happens hehehe :P

MrJesus_fml 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:50

Yeah, shit happens ya' know? Don't stay with your mother if the rabbit gives you a rash.

DMarie217 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:58

Shouldn't it be don't stay with your mother if she's gonna be a b¡Tch by rather having the bunny and not her own kid?! Like its kinda harsh in a way...